Hockey Shopped Halloween Extravaganza

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Welcome to the 1st Annual Hockey Shopped Halloween Extravaganza! Nothing is scarier than having no Caps hockey to talk about in October, but the thought of John Erskine dressing up as Hulk Hogan for Halloween is a close 2nd. We are bringing you the exclusive photos of the Capitals players are wearing this year. Since the lockout is happening, these costumes are not your run of the mill homemade-do-it-at-the-last-minute. Time and money went into these. Enjoy!

John Erskine
Ever since he started sporting the handlebar mustache it was only appropriate he be the one and only Hulk Hogan.

Jay Beagle
Snoopy. Only makes sense right? (We have squeezed the living day lights out of the nickname and we apologize)

Brooks Laich
With all of those sponsors on his jersey over at his new gig and shooting flames on his helmet, he just needed the wheels to be eligible for the midget go-karting circuit.

The Perrault Brothers (Wait, what?)
This lockout has maybe provided a bit too much time to surf the TV channels. HGTV happens to sometimes freeze my channel selection and the Property Brothers show is on. Take a look here and say to yourself "WHOA! THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE TWO MATHIEU PERREAULTS!"

Mike Green
Since Mike hasn't signed with any team and we can only imagine he's putting miles on his moped these days. It would only make sense he's stopping parked cars at Kettler and playing make believe with his newly repainted moped in a police motif.

Mike Ribeiro
DJ Ribz (click if you have no idea what we're talking about) Since Adam Oates thought Ribeiro was a rapper signing autographs at a mid-summer event at Kettler, it would only make sense to play up to the punchline.

Jeff Schultz
Human traffic cone coming to a road construction site near you.

Jason Chimera
Bald. Check. Had facial hair for the 2012 Playoffs. Check. Alright, perfect match to be Jamie Hyneman from MythBusters.

(Thanks to @CapsBN92 for the awesome idea)

Alexander Ovechkin
The Mad Hatter with his lucky rabbit that he carries any where he goes. What else is there to say other than this guy is a wildcard?

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