Happy Birthday Mikey Boy!
It’s October 12, OPENING NIGHT OF THE 2012-2013 SEASON FOR OUR CAPS!!!! Hm. OPENING NIGHT OF THE 2012-2013 SEASON FOR...our AHL? The 38th night this Fall our European friends have enjoyed KHL hockey? Blergh.
Ok ok, seriously Caps fans, it’s Mike Green’s 27th birthday!! This Year of the Ox, Libra, defenseman stud is giving us something to celebrate tonight. Hockeyshopped is coming to a Chinatown bar near you as part of the “Opening Night That Isn’t” bar crawl. Learn more about where to go, what to wear, and the general deets. Follow us on Twitter throughout the night to track us down. *Negative slope on Tweet Comprehensibility vs. Alcohol Consumption*
First beer on us for finding us (creep creep) and for being a loyal reader!
Second beer on you to console and massage our cramped creative minds during the lockout.
Third beer on our moccasined friend, acknowledging his special day.
From there, nothing is guaranteed except salty tears to replace the olive brine in you dirty martini. Maybe you'll even find us at Dirty Martini. Who knows.
We leave you with this. Greeny's horoscope for his special day according to astrology dot com:
You feel a little slower and more deliberate today — but that’s a good thing! You can actually get more done despite the slower pace if you can just find a way to explain your process.
Gary Bettman and Donald Fehr I demand you explain your process!!!
Happy birthday #52 from all of us at HockeyShopped!!
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